only to be confronted
by an angry librarian.
Marian, having been cooped
up by the Sheriff
Bart of Rock Ridge
screaming “REMEMBER RUBY RIDGE”
as she stripped off
mattress tags, blatantly defying
the law, always defiant
yet alluring in her
ignorance of mattress-label laws
, the authories nonetheless charged
their dead battery and
Marian who livened up
things with her electric
chair and electric ottoman.
The Sheriff enjoyed both
Bob Marley and Eric
Idle’s rendition of the
national anthem, "God Save