he would seek revenge
by unleashing his secret
recipe, passed down from
Grandma for eating during
Ramadan (during daytime, because
that’s the ideal time
for eating your grandma
): Simply Add:
2 Elephants
six pheasants,
three peasants,
pheasants are under glass
(except in Botswana, where
they’re under 60 feet
of refined tungsten, because
that was Allah’s will),
and layered with bacon
, 300 pounds of paprika,
, 275 pounds of minced
garlic to keep the
mummies away; 200.323 pounds
of Federal red tape,