160 pounds of shredded cabbage;
binding Donald’s mouth so
as to keep the
sphincter from spouting forth
honeydew melon balls.
Meanwhile,
at West Blawnox University,
classes are held, despite
the lack of any
indoor plumbing and electricity
and classrooms and faculty
who are secretly members
of the notorious Illuminati
Potty Mouth Debate Team
. WBU’s long-suffering president, Roger
FitzMcParellogramski, played Minecraft passionately,
to kill time until
Terraria’s newest update was
applied and had been
distributed to the faculty.
The faculty were grateful