for their new cozy
office, high atop the
summit of Mauna Kea
and the view was
unfortunately obscured by the
smoke and hot air
spewing from the kitchen
from George Ramsey’s ass,
and mentor, Paul LePage
playing air guitar while
waiting 10 million years
for the answering machine
to finally be invented.
President FitzMcParellogramski was undeterred.
His grandmother Friedegunde FitzMcGibbonwarbler
, who practiced ritual Yahtzee,
was the first woman
to transition to orangutan
-powered space flight, which
is planning a trip