into the Crab Nebula
, noting that it’s infested
by sentient toe fungus.
please pack tea tree
said Sidney Wang, as
his marsupial hopped across
the Jesus shaped waters
of the koi pond
lying beyond Mount Crumpet.
Call me Fishmeal, Colibri,
because your jackboots stomped
on the poor innocent
immigrant Uruguayan mussel farmers
now to be deported
to the surface of
the lovely planet Mars
(as soon as NASA
reveals the truth about
Lombardy Pudding Elk landings
in Roswell, New Mexico)