Meanwhile, on Pluto, the
the stench of the
rings around Uranus raised
Beano stock prices to
all time levels, resulting
in intermittent defenestrations among
the upper-floor Gothic windows
of punk pirate proboscideans
who went berserk and
began wearing silk pantyhose
made by unionized silkworms.
But enough about that.
Armageddon.
It all started
with Sarah Palin. She
bombed Russia from her
huge gas-filled blimp, named
“Blimpy McBlimpington III, Esq.”
All hell broke loose
while Heaven remained chained
four horseman gathered speed