Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

hubble, rubble, and stubble.

But enough about that.

Let’s talk about…SEX!!!

They made frosted bukkake

and Shittake mushroom gravy

served over fried mango

on Hung Wang noodles,

all experienced food poisoning

Alka-Seltzer? Pepto-Bismol?

More like stomach pump

, pumped & ready to

start again. Near the

place where Bela Lugosi

secretly communed with his

army of the undead

ferrets, Sarah Palin grinned

from inside her jar,

which contained only her

grin and nothing else.

The chronic plaque soriasis