of Newt Gingrich caused
Washington to shut down
Facebook for violations of
an ancient treaty with
Immobilized Maladroit Maniacs, Inc.
, but Donald Trump Jr.
said "My daddy won’t
renegotiate a Maniacs treaty
unless they deport all
Aliens back to their
pods of origin, in
thirty days or less."
At which time a
brand new song by
Sonny Bono blared menacingly
, hoping to attract the
attention of Chelsea Clinton
But Chelsea was too
busy with her studies
of Oompa Loompa culture