Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

of Newt Gingrich caused

Washington to shut down

Facebook for violations of

an ancient treaty with

Immobilized Maladroit Maniacs, Inc.

, but Donald Trump Jr.

said "My daddy won’t

renegotiate a Maniacs treaty

unless they deport all

Aliens back to their

pods of origin, in

thirty days or less."

At which time a

brand new song by

Sonny Bono blared menacingly

, hoping to attract the

attention of Chelsea Clinton

But Chelsea was too

busy with her studies

of Oompa Loompa culture