there will be a
Memorial service for Harambe
the gorilla who liked
the boy who fell
into his zoo enclosure.
Harambe will be genetically
cloned, using stem cells
from the little boy
:eek:
inside an ostrich egg
. The egg was scrambled
, but was reconstituted by
centrifuges that ran amok.
Sarah Palin confiscated the
Kraken’s cell phone, because
it contained emails from
a compromised mail server
located in an alternate
hidden FBI server room.
She was immediately investigaged
for such high crimes