as voting for Donald
Duck for President, Bugs
Moran for Treasurer, and
Tim Kaine for Veep.
She pleaded ignorance of
the Pythagorean theorem, despite
right triangles surrounding her.
She explained, "Euclid doesn’t
boogie like Descartes does!"
And as if summoned
from the dark abyss
by 10,000 Scotsmen playing
under their kilts with
hairy legs masculinely showing,
John Napier’s proof conclusively
logged some rhythms among
the destitute, crippled, starving
thronging hordes of microminiaturized
shrunken kids in honey
pots, believe you me.