Don Rickles, spewing insults
from across the room
and the chambered nautiluses
played “Party Quirks;” Nemo’s
brother?" Mike Pence asked.
Pence was immdiately slapped
by Ryan Stiles, playing
Minecraft until wee hours
in the cold night
while suffering a hangover
from celebrating the victory.
Meanwhile, Orson Bean oleaginously
fried chicken in a
football stadium, as the
parking lot tailgate party
was full of giants.
"Fee Fi Fo Fum,
I smell the blood
of giant radioactive ants.
So I cooked them