and sprinkled them on
the lawn to fertilize
my hungry inner child.
Meanwhile, back at the
Pretty Kitty Daycare Center,
Melania Trump complained about
the obnoxious liberal whackos
were making sense about
Alexander Hamilton’s new idea
for a bulletproof vest.
“Shooteth me!” he declared,
and Aaron Burr obliged.
The Vest result’s were
"Aarrgghh! Hope Hell has
Junior mints for cheap.
I’m sick of Whoppers!"
Speaking of whopper’s, did
Ronald McDonald really get
a part in the
remake of "Last Tango