from Gomorrah, Sophocles wrote
bathroom graffiti disparaging his
imaginary enemy, "Cleatis the
Incontinent," a professional skateboarder.
into the swamp, it
slithered, from the bowels
of the earth, spewing
bad puns and lame
ass rhetoric. Bringing with
it the promise of
occasional lapses of punctuation,
especially misuse of apostrophes,
and, excessive comma, faults,
we could blame education
secretary Shirley Hufstedler, but
if alive, she’d deny
her involvement in any
grammatical abominations and obscenities,
except, of course, her
moronic triplets’. But anyway,