when day is done
Tonto say, "Big Chief
Pain-in-the-Rump kill-um heap buffalo."
But the Lone Ranger
said "We are in
deep doo doo, Kemosabe,
after falling into the
deep doo doo pit
struggling to the surface
he choked a dodo
just for fun, despite
hurting the loon’s feelings
went to Canadian jail
and immediately felt sorry
for the poor little
bastard who was his
long lost identical twin
; with vengeance in his
mind, he smuggled a
perfect replica of a