Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

Big Mac into the

House of Commons. Naturally,

the smell made everybody

start involuntarily doing the

Tijuana trot toward the

outdoor single occupancy outhouses

filled with raccoons and

lions, tigers and bears

who don’t shit in

Turkmenistan, because law forbids

the dispersion of scatological

multispecies excretions in London.

two-story outhouses, legislators/people

Disregard previous post #3553. It was meant to follow 3550. Missed the edit.

However, an exception to

these abominations is always

available, per Subsection XYZ435624562-Paragraph B:

rock stars can shit

and nobody will notice

their tiny little assholes