they wear on their
foreheads, oozing pale yellow
butterscotch extract (used for
currency by Steppic nomads).
They then trade it
for sixteen million Bitcoins
and a Barbie doll
dressed as Hannibal Lecter
(but much sexier, naturally)
who then coldbloodedly commits
an act of irrevocable
Lombardy Pudding Elk bestiality!
The local Elk Lodge
held a fund raiser
which netted seventeen dollars
– which barely paid for
antler baubles and tinsel.
and Rudolph’s nose polishing
and Frosty’s resurrection, accomplished
by sacrificing sixty-five elves