on an open fire.
Meanwhile, Santa prepared his
special surprise for Rudolph -
an eggnog meatloaf casserole
sprinkled with anchovies and
raisins soaked in rum.
Meanwhile, Mrs. Claus was
modeling her new string
theory using shoelaces and
very small rocks; unfortunately,
Sheldon Cooper bitch slapped
Hermey for sneaking peeks
at the misfit doll’s
leather bra and tiger
-fur-patterned panties. Naturally, he
rose to the occasion
and indulged himself in
obscene pleasure-filled activities, whereupon
he contracted a bad
hitman to assassinate Barney