Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

on an open fire.

Meanwhile, Santa prepared his

special surprise for Rudolph -

an eggnog meatloaf casserole

sprinkled with anchovies and

raisins soaked in rum.

Meanwhile, Mrs. Claus was

modeling her new string

theory using shoelaces and

very small rocks; unfortunately,

Sheldon Cooper bitch slapped

Hermey for sneaking peeks

at the misfit doll’s

leather bra and tiger

-fur-patterned panties. Naturally, he

rose to the occasion

and indulged himself in

obscene pleasure-filled activities, whereupon

he contracted a bad

hitman to assassinate Barney