Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

recently discontinued by House

Committee for Colossal Wastes

, (CCW) pseudonym for Carrying

On My Wayward Son,

as the dust in

the room settles, they

do a little dance

and drink a little

arsenic and old wine

while listening to old

school black metal (example)

When someone dropped to

their knees and shouted

"Stairway to Heaven is

replaced by an escalator

". "You take ‘down’ elevator

to the parking garage

, hand your golden ticket

to Willie Wonka and

do the hokey-pokey while