shaving a wild wombat.
Verily, Australia’s creatures arose
and demanded of the
lions, tigers and bears
a warm tapioca pudding.
Meanwhile, at the border,
the customs agents found
disturbingly hairy evidence of
Bigfoot’s love affair with
intergalactic smuggler Han Solo.
Chewbacca was insanely jealous,
stomping dead an Ewok
whose plaque psoriasis spread
throughout the Empire; Darth
was putting an end
to the constant throbbing
noise emanating from Jar-Jar’s
doing the Can-Can poised
just so and prepared
to visit Shop Rite