Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

for their sale on

Velveeta and Vienna Sausages.

In order to buy

5,026,365 donuts, the cabal

auctioned off their priceless

Tiffany jewels and silk

underwear. The pink ones

were lined with furry

fanatics, all singing hosannas

“The Whole Earth Shakes”

and then downing milkshakes

made of sheep’s milk

and sipped through giant

straws. Leonardo DiCaprio’s funeral

will just have to

wait until he expires,

which will be in

bed with a supermodel

and 65,000 pounds of

condoms, used by different