for their sale on
Velveeta and Vienna Sausages.
In order to buy
5,026,365 donuts, the cabal
auctioned off their priceless
Tiffany jewels and silk
underwear. The pink ones
were lined with furry
fanatics, all singing hosannas
“The Whole Earth Shakes”
and then downing milkshakes
made of sheep’s milk
and sipped through giant
straws. Leonardo DiCaprio’s funeral
will just have to
wait until he expires,
which will be in
bed with a supermodel
and 65,000 pounds of
condoms, used by different