Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

followed by a twisty

mobius strip of purgatorial

demons dancing on

Fermat’s Last Theorem, exclaiming:

This can’t be proven

. When last we spoke,

you had promised to

solve it all, down

off your high horse

so Lady Godiva can

cavort through the streets

whilst eating fresh peaches

and octopus suction cups.

So say goodbye to

your nazi balls! POW

Hey! Deflategate was already

a fantasy dreamed up

so let’s try to

invent a new scandal:

involving Bill and Hillary