Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

and four French poodles

of random genders, who

like to tie each

yellow ribbon 'round the

other person’s neck, while

worshiping Tony Orlando and

GG Allin, as they

smeared feces all over

the walls of the

Girl Scouts’ lemonade stand.

The biological sterilization unit

was completely ineffective against

such crap, the poodles

growled at them and

lazily licked their gaping

ass holes, while eating

mastodon-flavored Milk Bones,

Alley Oop came running

after Fred Flintstone with

copies of The Watchtower