folded neatly into miniature
origami rhinos, which delighted
all the actual rhinos
that they all joined
in the paper folding
up the universe into
minute portions of matter
and anti-matter, forced together
into a paradoxical alliance,
destroying the very fabric
that Jehovah’s Witnesses held
while propping the door
open with their massive
prize strawberries, grown with
the aforementioned rhinos’ manure.
[Chapter Two]
The Great Old Ones
called a meeting to
discuss the Cleveland Browns
and the curse of
Robert Irsay (just saying