that Drano tastes yummy)
Effigies were burned; Raven
the Demon-King is
plotting away in Washington
singing burn baby burn
from his yellow Corvette
as Low Rider blares
“Kenny G’s Greatest Hits”
(Swedish death metal version)
which summons in the
reunited Bay City Rollers.
“See me, feel me”
touch meeeehehehe, entertainment arrives
in the tawdry form
of grunge metal, prepare
to have your eardrums
blown wide open by
the guttural growls of
Pee Wee Herman, channeling
Richard Simmons, found hiding