within tons of fat
, having no mouth but
dancing to disco music
and the golden oldies
forever and a day.
The subwoofer however perturbed
small cats, causing them
to perform advanced trigonometry
by banging on cans
to summon the ghosts
of Halloween past, while
furiously defending against demonic
emissaries of St. Patrick’s
revellers. The green beer
, corned beef, cabbage and
resultant flatulence combined to
form an expanding mushroom
shaped hole in the
Constitution of the United
Federation of the People’s