Democratic Republic of Northern
Canuckistan, formerly known as
the birthplace of Dr.
Heinz Geschmeckenkaupf, the world-renowned
creator of Heinz Ketchup
and Geschmeckenkaupf Mustard, which
is made out of
ground up mustard seeds
that have moved mountains
of men to tears.
When have you seen
attack ships on fire
all the while, Pirates
lose their eye patches
and must use tape
, but the heat from
a thousand burning nuns
seems to be melting
the resolve of the
Sovereign Order of Malta