before your very eyes?
“Hark!” said the lark,
"The herald angels sing,
Laurentian demons yodel, and
Mauretanian Mormons model but
the problem of Garments
vexed Calvin Klein; he
tattooed his name across
the face of the
crocodile that Izod used
as a desk, despite
its wobbly left leg
. He was a philanthropist
giving to the wealthy
brought him friends in
Wall Street corporations, although
Santa Claus disapproved completely.
Not that he cared
about the conga line
which encircled the entire