But no one was
spanked as hard as
Sweet Melissa, for she
was callipygian and prostrate
upon the casino floor
as an endless parade
of Shriners plodded by
spinning their rainbow propeller
hypnotizing Melissa. She immediately
began frothing at the
laundry basket, having ingested
candy-colored pellets of gelatinous
dead, rancid poisonous jellyfish
with their side effect
of turning skin neon
green with yellow stripes
qualifying her to march
up Broadway for a
Mescaline Day celebration. Celebrants
often yodel their praise