and heap paeans upon
Melania Trump, for she
was the Queen of
Purpurating Putrescence, her crown
made of golden excess
stolen from immigrants who
joined the masses coming
out of her bodily
orifices. Soon, an EMT
refused to treat her
because Robin Hood wouldn’t
want to waste a
arrow on her husband.
The fluffy bunny hopped
into the maw of
a depressed alligator, which
tickled the gator’s tongue
with its adorable powderpuff
but 'gator was allergic
and out of Epi-Pens.