turkey and yam suppositories,
The evening ended abruptly
, sitting on zookeeper’s head
was Sidney Wang’s pet
T-rex, dripping with gore
Vidal’s praise over his
ability to lick his
opponents in a ferocious
battle, only to return
to Ypsilanti. Nellie nevertheless
railed against dinosaur porn,
despite the volumes hidden
by her Lithuanian janitor
who cleaned more than
his ears at lunchtime.
A menacing polka band
finished the set, only
to be upstaged by
the Incontinent Latvian Chorus
hitting them high “P’s”