Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

while surreptitiously holding their

knees together to avoid

voiding their bladders all

to extinguish burning peglegs

while using arm hooks

to try to scratch

in yellow five-part harmony.

Arlo Guthrie’s “Alice’s Restaurant”

(the extended dance remix)

at Thanksgiving Day Dinner

was the highlight of

all the jukebox selections

, which also included classics

such as "Low Blow

" by Victor Bailey, synthesizer extraordinaire,

and the nose flautist

who accompanied Yma Sumac

from Peru to Brooklyn

while riding a one-wheeled

18-wheeler down 5th Avenue