of broken hearts can
paint any car, any
tricycle, or any moped.
And install a warp
step to the right
while nodding to the
enraged traffic cop standing
on one leg in
a steaming pile of
Silly Putty, morphing into
a Jackie Robinson statue
, a Mighty Morphin Power
Suppository, which will clean
dirty breakfast sausages before
mid-morning snack time
, which typically involves huge
trolls delivering pizza by
uniformed, uniformed, unique unicorns
,who are also uninformed 
deformed, reformed, and formed