Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

dewormed, dehorned, now horses

, they fled the scene

amidst attacks from all

of Trump’s hat-throwing minions.

But Oddjob came to

the fore, with his

statue-decapitating self-returning boomerang beanie

; thus, by throwing his

arm out he proved

don’t lose head over

Delete: don’t lose head over

Insert: that it’s better to

(The poofreaders)

have loved and lost

than to bear arms

and to arm bears.

"Friends! Romans! Countrymen! Lend

a hand with this

fore it is heavy

and my doctor forbids

me to lift anything

brown. The monster proceeded