to lurch into traffic,
resembling Lurch the butler
saying, “walk this way”
"Hell, just give me
a reason, I’ll blow
you all the way
to Neptune; hell, to
have loved and lost
many a cheesestick, I
have endured the agony
of experiencing flatulence tornados
, which if aimed accurately
can take out entire
city blocks," he wheezed.
"But if you think
you’ve got another thing
that you can smoke,
put it in your
left armpit & make
whoopi with it until