Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

Only Giga Strength Pepto

changed red lights green

which was fortunate, because

all the lights were

flashing madly, inducing seizures

in people and animals

who proceeded to dance

to the tune of

One Night in Bangkok

. The free show included

strippers, jugglers, Communist mimes,

a crowded, polluted, stinking

breath of oral death

amid a host of

gloomscreaming spiteful frogpod netherlings,

Richard Simmons, fresh from

marrying Dr. Frank-N-Furter, commanded

a platoon of marching

trombones, leading the parade

in flagrante delecto, with