the Marvel Heroes at
a fan fiction conference
for adults only, which
rankled the ranks of
little fluffy bunnies everywhere.
Hordes of angry rabbits
then petitioned the government
for free birth control
their plea fell on
the floor, twitching, drooling.
"Today I am still
wandering in the desert
of my ancestors," Ahmed
The Lonely sang from
atop his flatulent camel.
Suddenly, a great whirlwind
gave Ahmed an idea
: make a sacrifice of
four goats, ten pigeons,
an old bottle of