sausage, and a six-pack
of Mike’s Hard Lemonade
And in doing this
, he unwittingly unleashed the
the suppressed adulation of
Dolly Parton, whose large
moles distract from her
even more disproportionately large
beavers, as they chewed
their Wrigley’s Spearmint gum.
A pair of melons
then spontaneously burst into
applause, glad to see
that things hadn’t changed.
Shockingly, in orbit overhead,
asteroids! What could this
videogame fetch on eBay?
The Gauntlet foursome, fighting
ghosts while badly needing
a stiff drink, resignedly