hit the “Magic” button
and suddenly, out popped
renowned conjurer David Copperfield.
"What are you doing
? I am here to save
you from yourself: first,
hide inside the disappearing
rainforest of Amazonia until
the total lunar eclipse
awakens the dreaded black
licorice flavored Jelly Belly
monster, which then proceeded
dancing the night away
[despite the infinitive-participle swap]
Giving me time to
reflect upon my sins,
I confessed them to
my neighbor, Tony Soprano
who had recently whacked
some overgrown marijuana weeds