Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

SHIT HAPPENS! Need proof?

I’ll take your word

“pulchritudinous” and respond with

“Antidisestablishmentarianism” as the hordes

huddle with the whores

, and summon the Thesaurus,

and the Flying Monkeys

.* Fin* Notes and Index

And now, a preview

of numerous bouncing boobs

in the glorious sequel:

of “The Perfect 36”

thirty-five had secretly bribed

Boobmaster Bob McBoob to

lube the pube tube

and slick the slide

trombone, causing awful tootings

toward two tutors who

toured topless in Tours.

The French fajita feast