attracted googolplexes of hungry
caterpillars, centipedes and spiders
, but not for long:
because then a gigantic
clone of Loni Anderson
eclipsed the sun with
her Harrods’ shopping bag.
Inside the bag were
100,001 M & M’s,
eight barrels of Tums,
(Tums Tums, TUms, TUMMMS)
smut, musk, eclipse viewers,
millions of used condoms,
some unidentifiable bottle of
cologne, and some Drano.
“Let’s unclog the bathtub”
"But that will allow
millions of spiders to
practice the marenga, and
Regards,
Shodan
actually get really good!