pink fuzzy bunny slippers
and donned a multi-colored
Chastity Belt, purchased at
Belts “R” Us, and
walked to center stage.
“Fellow Americans,” he began,
"Spitting watermelon seeds is
a challenge for someone
who has no tongue,
so I am asking
for a cunning linguist
with a long uvula
, Mr Bond", she said.
(Fastest sex change ever!)
"This latex mask disguise
is reminiscent of Batman
but fooled you anyhow!"
But the Queen was
a huge fan of
silky boxer shorts, worn