Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

by a Boxer as

handsome as Rocky Balboa

but not as cerebral.

According to the MRI,

Rocky has no electrical

flying squirrel abilities, nor

collectible Franklin Mint statuettes

sitting on his mantel

fireplace with no real

chance of escaping to

his secret happy place.

{Pronoun error there b_d.[/testpreptutormode]}

The melted congealed statues

had no aftermarket value

, thus rendering his retirement

to be postponed until

his one true love

decided to say “YES”

“YES to no statuettes!!”

“Now sell the ingots”

But the accountants had