because the steel was
actually cotton candy, and
was unanimously declared to
be delicious by a
a crew of Christians
(including Pope Francis and
Sharon Todderich of Lansing).
Sharon, suddenly overcome by
noxious fumes emanating from
a suddenly appearing yawning
pink neo-shoggoth, clutched her
pearls and said "Well,
Mr. Neo-Shoggoth, I’ve always
wondered what arcane abominations
inhabit the laundry basket.
Suddenly, rising from deep
, eldritch waters off Innsmouth,
an empty laundry basket
containing one, single, solitary
sock, missing since it