kept trolling a certain
bridge, over which passed
several dozen locomotives hauling
loads of fabric softener
that the mega-Snuggles bear
created with his pee
, raced to the shore.
As its outboard motor
huffed and puffed along,
the motor spat oil
and vinegar salad dressing
and, complaining to the
tune of "Baby, You
Spoiled the Flavor," the
motor melted and transformed
the scene into one
motor pool consisting of
bicycles & tricycles. No
training wheels were found
out on the driveway