Unlike the purser’s mother.
She fed us well!
The pickled calimari was
Found underneath the couch
by her fuzzy slippers.
After the party ended
Mr. Roboto proceeded to
Eat the fuzzy slippers
, thinking they were sausages,
but instead his programming
soon caused him to
vomit on the floor.
Who walked in but
Prunella, the Queen of
denial, dressed in a
pink tutu with silk
spiders spinning tales of
webs of deceit and
Claimed that she saw
the other missing sock