sucked into the dreaded
Electrolux Deluxe Vacuum Cleaner.
James Dyson was jealous
exclaiming, "The proper setting
is Full Suck, imbeciles!"
The alarm started ringing
when Pinocchio got his
nose stuck in the
Robots plug in device
just as his girlfriend
entered the room and
said, “Jesus Christ, again?”
And Jesus Christ said
Thats what you get
when you mix oil
paints using a beaver
Here endeth the lesson.”
When she woke up
she was wearing his
tuxedo with her purple