Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

fedora. Oh, how she

yawned and passed gas.

When the captain got

wind of this, he

Put the robot in

its recharging cradle, then

lit the fuse on

an anarchist-style bomb

The Illudium Q-36 Explosive

space modulator (Mars’s pride),

and threw it through

a wormhole to the

distant Epsilon Hardik galaxy.

The home of the

Chicago Philharmonic (surprisingly), who

left Chicago, to seek

spiritual enlightenment and pizza

, but instead found a

buttload of free kiwis

which they proceeded to