Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

Insert in their bums

with great accuracy and

no little discomfort, for

It was being filmed

by John Waters for

evidence. The orchestra then

played "Ode to a

Mouse Hidden in the

Third Upstairs Bedroom, Not

the Pantry." Afterward, a

constipated capybara collapsed on

my lovely parquet floor,

angering Larry Bird and

Expelling an expensive necklace

which turned into a

huge distraction among the

circus clowns entertaining nearby.

Smedley and Rufus agreed:

this is some crazy …

but wait a minute,