didn’t the butler see
the scarlet staircase when
Rufus waved from it?
Or had his astigmatism
made him perceive strange
beings from beyond the
Prince concert which featured
Freddie Mercury doing the
Savoy Truffle, while wearing
some vaguely familiar cologne
, reminiscent of the aroma
Of his mothers ancient
Thanksgiving cornbread stuffing recipe.
"The biscuits are too
hard, but soaking them
in kerosene will make
for a truly delightful
if inedible blaze," Martha
said to the assembled
menacing throngs of Daleks,