Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

The lights went out

before they went beserk

, fortunately for us all.

Meanwhile, back in Alaska,

trapped under the narration,

Jack London’s great-great-grandniece decided

public domain really sucks.

On the other hand,

I have four fingers

and on my foot

is the world’s biggest

pile of shaving cream.

Which will be handy

when I decide to

jump off a 1000

thread count Egyptian cotton

trampoline. Meanwhile, the daleks

in their mechanical bodies

have a sailboat race.

Starting in Hudson bay,